Writing Prompt: Rant!

Theresa Miller by Theresa Miller
 
I’d like to talk to you about a serious subject. About the desecration of a sacred tradition. I see it everywhere: on street corners, in restaurants, at work. It has infiltrated our beloved church picnics, our graduation parties, and our Fourth of July celebrations. I’m talking, of course, about putting ketchup on hot dogs. An entire population’s misuse of freedom has perverted an American staple, and this Chicagoan is going to tell you about yourself. Time to rant.

 

If you’re like me and you have enough ranting material to fill several volumes of an encyclopedia, DC Pierson’s Writingpalooza class could help. In this 5-week class, starting March 8th, you’ll try your hand at a bunch of different literary genres until you find your calling. Just think: after taking this class, you could rant through personal essays, blog posts, short stories… the options are limitless!

 

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The Mortified Guide to Storytelling

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For this week’s writing prompt, think of a gripe. It can be pretty serious, like putting ketchup on a hot dog, or trivial. Write about anything that ticks you off, angers, or annoys you. Did someone cut you off in traffic? Hate the long lines at the grocery store? War on drugs getting you down? Tell us about it! Try to describe how the annoyance makes you feel. Write for 10 minutes and include a sensory detail.
 
Gaze, if you will, at the delectable image above. We see mustard, onion, relish, pickle, peppers, and tomato. What we don’t see are globs of red sadness drowning an otherwise palatable food. You wouldn’t put gummie bears in bouillabaisse, would you? Of course you would. You do, after all, put ketchup on hot dogs. Question: In the dark recesses of hell, was the idea of ketchup on a hot dog pitched directly to Satan or was there a lot of red tape? Just wondering. I, myself, have no communication with the underworld, as my dogs are undefiled and pure.
 
In my twenty seven years, I’ve seen a lot of heartache: babies cryin’, people dyin’, ketchup on a hot dog. As a Chicagoan, it is my responsibility- nay, my duty to inform you that putting ketchup on your dog is totes nasty, bro. I was raised on Vienna Beef and Portillos, and let me tell you, any mention of ketchup on a dog was met with ridicule and a resounding ugh. Help me bring that spirit of intolerance to California. Top it with whipped cream, peanuts, celery sticks, a small child, but for the love of God, limit the ketchup to burgers and fries.

 

Write for 10 minutes about your pet peeve, including some sensory details. Post your rant in the comments below, and you could win a free class!

 

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